'Twas Poly and the squicky troll
did snark at frubblers on the net
all seebling were the AOLers
o'er the [fitb]'s []ships. --J. Jasper
Beware the t-shirt drawer, my son
The squirrels and the Anapol,
Beware the TOCOTOX, and shun
The squishes and the crosspost troll.
He took his LDr in hand:
Long time the teleport he sought --
So rested he by the PolyHell tree
And RTFM in thought. --serene
And as the fluffish threads he saw,
The Polywock, with One True Way,
Came posting flames, the odd guffaw,
And foolish things to say! --Romanadvoratrelundar
[Alternate #1]
One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The LDr went PolyPAC!
He left it dead three-to-a-bed
And went not-swinging back. --serene
[Alternate #2]
One, two! Aahz's law is true!
Is this an OT thread?
Zir newsreader went [snipity-snap]!
Zie left it plonked, and with its headers
Zie went curmudgeoning back. --J. Jasper
[Ending #1]
And hast thou slain the Lifestyle meme?
ObJennie, polyamoroy,
My otherlove, my OSO,
he frubbled in his joy. --Papersky
[Ending #2]
"Hast thou killfiled the Polywock?
Come to our arms, our bi-ish boy!
O frubbly day! The Sims we'll play!"
He noodled in his joy. --Rose
'Twas Poly and the squicky troll
did snark at frubblers on the net
all seebling were the AOLers
o'er the [fitb]'s []ships. --J. Jasper
Authors:
serene
J. Jasper
Romanadvoratrelundar
Papersky
Rose