Chorus:
Verses:
They're posting encouraging words to beginners
and arguing merits of fatter and thinner
and what you can do with your cellphone at dinner
and many more topics are there....
They're posting of physics and logic and libel
and whether their sweeties are hermits or tribal
and someone in Phoenix keeps quoting the Bible
and many more topics are there....
Well, he's feeling frubbly, but she feels compersion;
and some go for distance when casting aspersion
and *is* Diet Pepsi a kink -- or perversion?
and many more topics are there....
Some posters are sweet and some posters are ishy
some posters are bouncy or poingy or squishy
there's bearpaws and bats and a fierce little fishie
and many more posters are there....
We hope that your newsfeed is flawlessly running
we hope you're not taken aback by the punning
(hey, most of our linguists are really quite cunning!)
and many more topics are there....
Alternate Choruses:
Oh, on alt.polyamory
we geek polygeometry
and speak GNPedantic'ly --
How many pronouns are there?
Oh, on alt.polyamory,
When we're highly evolved we'll be
Singing filk telepathic'ly
[.......]
Author:
Elise Matthesen